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Tonight a part of me died when I looked at the names of the fungi and mycoses.

And that same part self-revived after watching Jason Bourne
a) Walk out of 2 car crashes alive
b) Crush a guy to death in a bathroom, by the toilet
c) Wriggle in the water after 2 minutes of floating stationary, and swim to safety.
d) Jump on Moroccan roofs, which are all flat and cool btw and collect clothes along the way to avoid glass splinters in between jumps.

I hence declare that if I have the same (or 99.9%) DNA as him, I will be able to conquer Fungi, Parasites and all the nasty drugs.
/bloopbloopbloop.

drilling, drilling all day long.

my neighbours across the carpark have taken it upon themselves to renovate their house.

you always know the best way to get to me, I hate that this has spoilt my whole day.

Things To Do

1. Taper glossy leggings. Alternatively, fatten self up so thighs can sufficiently hold leggings up.
2. Clear room of all mosquitoes. Alternatively, call in Male Help; like the Brother who has fast reflexes and the Father who is good with a rubber band.
3. Hunt down some more bakwa. Alternatively, hoard the sole remaining survivor of the BaKwaRace in my room.
4. Hu more rounds of mahjong. Alternatively, get the Mother who can't count the number of bamboos to throw the tile I want.
5. Eat YTF laksa soup. Alternatively, crave for laksa intermittenly through the night and wake up in the morning drooling at the mouth because in my dream, I ate the BestLaksaEver.